Protect and Defend

Welcome to my blog, Protect and Defend. You don’t have to understand me. You only have to agree with me. I can live with losing the good fight, but I can not live with not fighting that good fight at all. - Publius

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Fake. But Funny!


How to save the airlines.........Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. Hell, I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of their tips ...!
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

3 Comments:

Blogger Rogue Mariner said...

More Bill, Less Kill. I miss that man more everyday.

Fri Aug 25, 05:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a great photo of Bill. He doesn't look as old and haggard as he really is...

Fri Aug 25, 10:39:00 PM  
Blogger Publius said...

Well I don’t know how old the photo is, I just know that it looked happy in it, like he just saw a bunch of strippers.

Sat Aug 26, 12:28:00 AM  

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