Protect and Defend

Welcome to my blog, Protect and Defend. You don’t have to understand me. You only have to agree with me. I can live with losing the good fight, but I can not live with not fighting that good fight at all. - Publius

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Nacho Libre


Sunday night I went to go see this movie. If you have not seen it already, good, don’t, this movie is horrible. I thought Jack Black playing a Mexican monk/wrestler, this has to be funny. It was not.

The movie was by the same people who did Napoleon Dynamite, so they scenes drag on like Napoleon but they are not funny. And the movie was also done by Nickelodeon so there are plenty of fart jokes which are not even funny.

Only good parts about the movie:
1. A fat guy in tight pants.
2. Jack Black’s facial expressions.
3. The wrestling was actually pretty good.

But, this movie was horrible and you should avoid it like the plague. Don’t spend money to see it in the theaters, don’t spend money to rent it, and try not to waste your life by ever watching it once it is on free cable.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you haven't seen X-Men 3 yet, spend your money on that. Jean Grey actually is hotter as Phoenix. God I Love Famke! Disappointing to hear about Nacho. Publius, is it worse than Vince McMahon's new ECW? Because that would be pretty damn bad.

Wed Jun 28, 05:40:00 AM  
Blogger Publius said...

This movie was horrible. I went to see it with a buddy down in Danville, VA on a Sunday night, and we were literally the only two people in the theatre. Sure, it was a Sunday night at 9:45 but there were tons of people in the theatre to see other flicks. I guess we should have known when we walked in. The other cool thing though was that we were able to make fun of the movie the whole time and knew we would not bother anyone.

Wed Jun 28, 02:43:00 PM  
Blogger quakerdave said...

Jack Black = unfunny. Always.

Fri Jun 30, 12:28:00 AM  
Blogger Publius said...

QD, yeah he is not particularly funny, but it is funny to see a fat guy in tight pants.

Fri Jun 30, 09:59:00 PM  

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