Protect and Defend

Welcome to my blog, Protect and Defend. You don’t have to understand me. You only have to agree with me. I can live with losing the good fight, but I can not live with not fighting that good fight at all. - Publius

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Britney Spears

Britney Spears is pregnant again and I am afraid to admit that the baby is not mine. In fact, I am almost 100% sure the baby is not mine.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

In a related story, when asked if Publius was indeed the father of the child, Ms. Spears broke into uncontrollable laughter. She became so overwhelmed with hysterics, that the press conference had to be called off. A spokesperson later related that three days later, she still couldn't stop laughing.

Wed May 10, 01:33:00 PM  
Blogger Publius said...

Yeah so I am not Kevin "Oompah pa Maw wow" Federline. I will admit it. But, I would be Mr. Britney Spears, seems like quite the easy life.

Wed May 10, 01:57:00 PM  
Blogger Moose said...


Thu May 11, 02:47:00 AM  
Blogger Publius said...

Thanks Moose, I thought it was pretty amusing too.

Thu May 11, 10:23:00 PM  
Blogger quakerdave said...

I cannot for the life of me think of a more high-maintenance spouse (or human) than Ms. Spears.

Or a sleazier one.

Fri May 12, 03:40:00 PM  
Blogger Publius said...

Two words QuakerDave: Paris Hilton.

Fri May 12, 06:50:00 PM  

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