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Welcome to my blog, Protect and Defend. You don’t have to understand me. You only have to agree with me. I can live with losing the good fight, but I can not live with not fighting that good fight at all. - Publius

Sunday, April 16, 2006

What the Hell?

What happened to Kenny Roger’s face? Why can’t people accept that fact that they are getting old? Sure, no one wants to look 60 when they are 40, but how can anyone want to look like a stretched piece of plastic?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

C'mon, when you've got Kenny Rogers bank account, do whatever the hell you please to your face! If we get him tanning like George Hamilton, we can use him for a suitcase in a few years! Viva La Kenny!

Mon Apr 17, 05:33:00 AM  
Blogger Oncorhynchus Mykiss said...

At least he's no Frank Gifford. Frank was a once proud hall of famer with an all-American life, then Kathey Lee got her meat hooks into him and he looks like a mannequinn. On a realted note, Dolly Parton is 60 and she is still hot as hell.

Mon Apr 17, 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Spotz said...

Yes, he's rich, yes, he can do whatever he wants, and yes, that picture gives me the fantods.

Mon Apr 17, 02:54:00 PM  
Blogger Publius said...

But, still, is this how we want our celebrities to look? All you have to do is look at Burt Reynolds too and you will see that this is becoming a problem. Because this look may become the norm, Hollywood often sets the tone for fashion, or do you think your own personal sense of style is all the rage?

Mon Apr 17, 04:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just watch that pathetic show on Bravo, Orange Co. Housewives and you'll see how we want people to look. These women have botox parties for no other reason than they are afraid of looking older than 30. I don't worry too much about what celebs do with their money and looks, as long as Kenny can still sing the Gambler and make it sound good, he can have devils horns and a tail surgically implanted. I only hope his face isn't so tight that it just blows out one day on stage...picture that!

Tue Apr 18, 05:22:00 AM  
Blogger Publius said...

Well, the way it is stretched I have no doubt that it could tear. I don’t know about a blow-out but I could see it tearing along his eyes and mouth. Imagine the Gambler on stage and bleeding from his eyes and mouth; now that would be scary.

Tue Apr 18, 04:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I won't be able to get that picture out of my mind now. Sounds like the basis of a great horror movie.

Wed Apr 19, 05:30:00 AM  
Blogger Publius said...

Kenny Rogers stars in Carrie 2, The Facelift.

Wed Apr 19, 02:45:00 PM  

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